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Size, The Not So Big Question

  • Posted on May 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm

It’s a question I get asked quite often, a gentleman glances down at his genitals and whispers “Is it small?” For the purposes of blogging I’ll assume he is genuinely worried and not looking for an ego boost or small penis humiliation, and does not have the condition micropenis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis ( if this is the case, skip to the last paragraph).

Really, we shouldn’t be surprised that most men don’t know what the average penis looks like. When does a heterosexual man get to look at another man’s erect penis? Porn… and that’s about it! Penises can vary greatly from flaccid to erect, so those a man may see in the changing room are not  an accurate guide to the size range of erect penises. Some men have a large flaccid penis which doesn’t increase greatly in size when erect, they are ‘showers’. Other men are smaller when flaccid, but increase in size when erect, they are ‘growers’.

So, what is the average penis size? Well, firstly, many porn actors are the biggest of the big, so Mr Average shouldn’t worry if he doesn’t compare with these gentlemen! And then there is ethnicity to consider. Yes, really, not all men are created equal, not in the trouser region anyway! Take a look at the map (source:http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073) , penis size varies worldwide.

Right, I’ll give you a minute to find the tape measure… got it? And here’s something to help you along…

Ok, so you are all measured up? Good. Now we move on.

Because, chances are, it doesn’t make the slightest difference to a lady! Really! We don’t care! Vaginas are wonderfully stretchy, and shrinky, things. We can hold a tampon in our vaginas with no effort at all, and push babies out of them, admittedly with a great deal of effort, but vaginas can do that. Tampons we can’t feel, but they are tiny and not thrusting in and out, yet we can grip them with our vaginas. Your penis is larger than a tampon, right? So, if you are at the smaller end of the scale, you are still doing ok. And babies, I believe they hurt a lot. But I’ve never met a penis that’s anywhere near the size of a baby, so, please be gentle, and we can manage you larger gentlemen too.

That’s all well and good, but surely ladies all want the really big ones, they are not going to be satisfied by Mr Average, never mind Mr Smaller-than-Average? You are thinking porn again! Yes, ladies have their personal preferences, and we vary in the size and shape of our vaginas as much as you gentlemen and your penises do. But many, many ladies are not gagging for a penis that reaches a guy’s knees, where would we put it all?! I’ve met some gentlemen of porn star dimensions, and I find myself feeling quite sorry for them. Yes, they are impressive to look at, but quite difficult to deal with. I have no reason to think I’m out of the ordinary in my internal dimensions, I can quite comfortably manage a whole range of sizes… but very big penises? I have to take them very slowly, lots of lube, and once they are in there, there’s not much room to manoeuvre. As for oral, well, I can’t suck it if I can’t get it into my mouth, can I? The very well endowed have to make do with a lick. So you see, life is not one never ending porn film for the well hung!

Then there is technique, it really does count for an awful lot! I’m not just talking penetration here either, but the whole sexual experience. There are many ways to turn a lady on, intercourse is only a part of that. Every lady will be different in what exactly she likes, and she’ll want different things on different occasions too. A quick roll around is fun, so is a slow, sensuous session. Gentlemen have many ways to pleasure a lady, tongue, fingers, penis, and ladies have their whole bodies with which to experience pleasure. So you see, the actual size of a man’s penis is really only a tiny part of the whole sexual experience, wherever he fits on the scale.

Stephanie x

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