Stephanie's Secrets

Oh Gosh! I’m Going To Have To Write Real Blog Posts!!!

Stephanie — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:37:40 +0000

Have you been wondering why I’ve not added any new Formspring questions to my blog? Well, it’s because I can’t! I’m still answering questions, and you can see them here http://www.formspring.me/AskStephanie, but I can no longer link them directly to my blog

There is an upside though! I have been telling myself since I first made this blog that I really must make an effort to write posts. And now I really really must! So look out for my blogging efforts, I think the first will be about willies, everyone likes willies, except lesbians, they don’t tend to be all that interested in willies, but everyone else, they like willies…

Kisses, Stephanie xxx

Hi Stephanie, probably been asked already, but if it’s not too nosey, what are your interests / hobbies outside of work?

Stephanie — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:04:06 +0000

It’s not too nosy at all, and a very good question! Escorting is my job, and like most people, when I’ve finished work for the day or I take time off, I like to do other things. I spend time with friends and family, which usually involves food! Either in a restaurant or at someone’s house. I like to cook too. Sometimes I go out drinking and dancing, not often but I have fun when I do! I like the theatre, the last play I saw was Waiting for Godot at the West Yorkshire Playhouse – it was very good. I take evening classes; I’m learning Spanish at the moment, I feel a bit lost if I’m not learning something! And I like all the pretty normal ‘average’ stuff too, watching telly with a nice cup of tea, snuggling up in bed with a good book, surfing the internet looking for funny pictures of cats…

Ask me anything!

How often do you masturbate for your own pleasure ?

Stephanie — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:02:15 +0000

A couple of times a week. Generally I get all the sex I need, but sometimes if I come over all horny and the phone doesn’t ring… well, I’m not above a bit of DIY!

Ask me anything!

What guarantee do clients have that you don’t keep a "little black book" with their details, names and phone numbers? Do you destroy all contact information after a client leaves you?

Stephanie — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:53:21 +0000

Unless a gentleman asks me to, then no, I don’t destroy contact information. I find it’s useful to know if a gentleman who calls is a repeat client or someone contacting me for the first time, or if he’s someone who has wasted my time in the past. However the information I keep is minimal, just enough for me to know who he is (I have a good memory, so that’s not a lot!), and if a gentleman requests that I do not store his number, then I won’t. Escorting and visiting an escort are legal in the UK, a ‘little black book’ would be of no interest to anyone! But I will respect any request to delete contact information after an appointment.

Ask me anything!

Can a prostitute register herself as "self-employed"?

Stephanie — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:46:39 +0000

Of course! I work, I pay tax, just like everyone else. I’m registered as a sole trader, the simplest type of business organisation.

Ask me anything!

Have you thought about starting your own Agency? Parlour?

Stephanie — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:39:59 +0000

No, I wouldn’t. Working as I do at the moment is legal, running an agency or parlour is not (they are ‘controlling prostitution for gain’, an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003). Why would I work illegally when I can make a good living working legally? Anyway, having worked with agencies (ladies working through an agency or parlour are working legally) in the past, I know it’s not the easy money some see it as!

Ask me anything!

Do you do your own Accounts and Taxes?

Stephanie — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:32:48 +0000

Yes; an escort’s accounts are fairly straightforward, so at the moment I do my own.

Ask me anything!

What country do you want to visit?

Stephanie — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:02:34 +0000

I would love to go to New Zealand! The scenery looks stunning, and I want to go whale watching from there.

Ask me anything!

I’m in Headingley. I should like to see you for an hour but your prices are far too high. Do you do sales? summer sales? christmas sales?

Stephanie — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:00:52 +0000

Hi! No, I have no sales planned, but I do offer a variety of appointment lengths, so if an hour is over your budget, then maybe a shorter appointment? If you really want to see someone for an hour then have another look around, there are plenty of ladies at all sorts of prices.

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Have you ever been to a swingers party if so what did you like / not like. Would you ever go to a swingers party. Finally when was the las time you made love to a woman / proffesionally or privately

Stephanie — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:48:22 +0000

No, swinging has never taken my fancy, I like one on one encounters! The last time I entertained a lady was professionally, another escort. It was a month or so ago. I rarely do appointments with other escorts, and no longer offer a service to ladies, so who knows when I’ll get to entertain a lady again!

Ask me anything!