Dick is Dead – I Loved Dick :(

This is a sad blog, the frowny face should’ve been a clue that this is a sad blog.

Dick Bruna, the creator of Miffy and therefore the reason I am literate, has died. This has made me very sad. I got all teary. I love Miffy, Miffy books were my favourite when I was little, I have fond memories of searching through the children’s books at the library and the delight at finding a Miffy book.

Thank you, Dick, for Miffy, for making me smile, for helping me learn to read, and for giving me my love of books.

Sad bunny kisses, Stephanie xxx

Everyday Adventures – Smelly Sculpture

Finally! I made it to ‘City Sculpture Projects 1972‘ just before it closes! I’d not gone out of my way to visit as I’d been reliably informed that it was a bit rubbish, but yesterday I was running some errands and in no great rush so I popped into the Henry Moore Institute for a look. It was a bit rubbish, but it smelled wonderful!

The smelly sculpture is ‘Angle‘ by William Turnbull, a large steel piece of, well, angles. It smells of steel, the smell fills the whole room and it’s divine – if you like the smell of steel, which I do.

‘City Sculpture Projects 1972’ is only on until Sunday 19th February, so if you want to smell ‘Angle’ get there quick!

But… there is another exhibition in gallery 4 until 23rd April – ‘Form Has Behaviour’ by Roy Ascott, which has that delightful old wood smell, being mostly made of old wood. It is in a small gallery with a door so the scent envelopes you as you look at the pieces (you can also lean in close to get a sniff, I did and didn’t get chucked out and banned forever.)

That is what I did with my day off yesterday – lunch with friends, errands around town, sniffing art, touched up my roots. A productive day.

Sniffs and kisses, Stephanie x

Cheeky Valentine!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Here’s a cheeky Valentine treat for you…

Cheeky Valentine

There are also mini rolls of Love Hearts sweeties available for those of you who don’t like ladies bottoms!

I’ll be available from 10am until 6pm for sexy fun…

Sweet Valentine’s Kisses, Stephanie xxx

It’s Chriiiistmaaaas!!!

My favourite holiday! The Festival Of Food! I will be available over most of the festive season, only taking off Christmas Day (for eating) and New Year’s Day (for sobering up), and an early finish on New Year’s Eve (for party prep). And, if you need a little extra persuasion to treat yourself… mince pies will be provided with your cup of tea on bookings of an hour or longer until I run out of mince pies! Now, don’t say I am not good to you!

Here’s a list of my availability for the next week and a bit:

Saturday 24th (Christmas Eve) 10am – 6pm
Sunday 25th (Christmas Day) not available
Monday 26th (Boxing Day)10am – 6pm
Tuesday 27th (Bank Holiday) 10am – 6pm
Wednesday 28th 10am – 6pm
Thursday 29th 10am – 6pm
Friday 30th 10am – 6pm
Saturday 31st (New Year’s Eve) 10am – 4pm
Sunday 1st (New Year’s Day) not available
Monday 2nd (Bank Holiday) 10am – 6pm
Tuesday 3rd 10am -6pm
Wednesday 4th 10am – 6pm
Thursday 5th 10am – 6pm

Christmas Kisses, Stephanie xxx

New Hair!

I’ve cut my hair! It’s now shoulder length and very cute – I love it!

I’m also going back to blonde. This will take a while as I’ve been colouring my hair with henna for the past few years which protects the hair from other things, things like hair dye. So far I’ve got it to a lighter gingery colour, which I quite like and might keep for a while, or I may just buy some more blonde dye and colour it again soon… who knows? Not me!

Right, I’m off to play with my new haircut again…

Kisses, Stephanie xxx

Too hot?

Too hot? Cool your bollocks with my super Dyson fan pointed right at the bed!

Like this one:

See Stephanie’s Secrets for details and call if you’d like to make an appointment.

Breezy kisses, Stephanie xxx

Easter Greetings!

Spring has sprung and Easter is here, with bunnies and chicks and chocolate and stuff!

And I’ve dug out the Easter basket to decorate the boudoir:


If you would like to come to see it, and me, then I am available 10am – 6pm on all the bank holidays! Not Saturday though, that is not a bank holiday and I’m off out for the day with my friend.

Friday 25th 10am – 6pm
Saturday 26th not available
Sunday 27th 10am – 6pm
Monday 28th 10am – 6pm

Chocolate Kisses, Stephanie xxx

New Photos! Yes! NEW PHOTOS!

I did it! Sort of…

Yes, I know, I’ve been promising new pics like, forever, and never quite getting round to organising a professional shoot. And I still haven’t. What I have done is had some amateur photos taken, so you can see what I look like as of yesterday!

Here’s a sneak peak:


The first lot are up on my AdultWork profile, the clothed version in my free gallery and a few topless pics in my private gallery.

There are a few more sets wearing different outfits, but I’ll save those for a little while, I don’t want to overexcite anyone!

Kisses, Stephanie xxx

Word Of The Day

We’ve not had a Word Of The Day for a while – let’s have a Word Of The Day! How about this one from page 1769:

ursine adjective of, relating to, or resembling a bear or bears.
C16: from Latin ursus a bear

Bears! Polar bears and brown bears and teddy bears and black bears and panda bears and, of course, drop bears

Ursa is the root of the name Ursula, which should make you think if this lady…

That bikini:

Slow strip:

A unique method for crossing the road (jump to 1.20 for that clip, or watch them all – they’re all good!):


And a loaded bra:

Nothing bear like there, though you may enjoy cuddling her in bed…

Steph x

Valentine’s Greetings!

It’s today! The day for romance and luuuurve and… yeah, all that soppy stuff… and sexy stuff and sweeties! I can do sexy stuff and I have sweeties! Look!

valentine's sweets

Oh, what? You want to see the sexy stuff? Like this?


Valentine’s Kisses, Stephanie xxx